Costco warned customers this week about a toilet paper and bottled water shortages as the wholesale retailer is having challenging time stocking shelves due to supply chain disruptions, according to Fox News.
If you are going to Costco, Sam's Club, Walmart or any other store to buy your water in bulk (ie cases of 24 bottles!) then you are spending up to $4 per gallon in gas to get there and probably more than one hour of your time to carry a 22 lb bag of water with an economic cost $1 per bottle.
It's simple Economics 101 and the time/value of money:
If you want to SAVE the $4 dollars per gallon that you spent in gas and the time you took away from your family to go to the store and buy water in bulk (“to save money”), then we kindly suggest purchasing a case of Jellyfish Water (24 bottles) at a cost of $1 per bottle and we will bring it to you.
Jellyfish can be a delicacy-- AND an aphrodisiac -- with over 25 edible types of jellyfish. They're typically found in salads or pickled with a salty taste and a similar consistency to noodles.
HOWEVER... while there are no actual jellyfish in our bottles of water, we honor the ability of jellyfish to survive, adapt and succeed in water for over 500 million years.
And while we don't plan to be around THAT long...we do want you to enjoy the "philosophy" of this water and the spiritual motivation that it offers in your daily life. :)
Natural gas futures have been soaring, and they’re set to get especially high in New England and California in the coming months.
Attention all you water drinkers on the East Coast... please stock up on multiple cases of Jellyfish Water now because it's going to be a LONG, COLD, EXPENSIVE winter with high energy costs and (probably) $4 gas...
For all you water drinkers on the West Coast -- especially California... After a LONG, HOT, EXPENSIVE summer filled with wildfires and high gasoline prices, please stock up on multiple cases of Jellyfish Water NOW because it's going to be an EXPENSIVE winter with high energy costs and (probably) $5 gas...
Do you want to SPEND more than $3 per gallon of gas and 1 hour of your time to buy $1 bottles of water at the store?
Or
Do you want to SAVE more than $3per gallon of gas and 1 hour of your time so that we can deliver $2 bottles of water to your door?
What is the value of your time???
We can deliver cases of Jellyfish Water to your door now....or that will be you in the picture walking to the store to get your own water in the cold weather... :)
Say goodbye to summer with a salute to Monday night’s “harvest moon,” the last full moon before the Northern Hemisphere’s autumnal equinox on Wednesday, Sept. 22.
Just make sure that you say goodbye to summer with a case of Jellyfish Water because gas is over $3 per gallon and we can deliver a case of water to your door for $2 per bottle.
While Moms and Dads are boozing it up during the pandemic (see article below)...please remember to keep your kids hydrated so that they grow up to become smart and healthy...
Attention all Moms and Dads out there: if you want smart kids...give them your credit card so they can purchase a case of Jellyfish Water today...actually tell them to buy TWO cases...one for them and one for you...
So that you are properly prepared for ALL of life's challenges - including climate change (ie fires, floods, hurricanes and tornadoes) - please order AT LEAST two to three cases of Jellyfish Water each month!
Attention all Moms out there (and Dads!) - please make sure that you always have a case (or two!) of Jellyfish Water to help with all those hangovers...
It may not be possible for you to drink 12-15 glasses of water each day like Tom Brady, but you should definitely drink more water to be your best -- physically, emotionally and spiritually -- so please order two (2) cases of Jellyfish Water today to be your best.
For over 500 million years the mission of a jellyfish has been to survive, adapt and succeed in water. Our mission as a company is to produce a bottle of water that inspires you to survive, adapt and succeed in life.
Life begins with water....Success begins with you!
