Say goodbye to summer with a salute to Monday night’s “harvest moon,” the last full moon before the Northern Hemisphere’s autumnal equinox on Wednesday, Sept. 22.
Just make sure that you say goodbye to summer with a case of Jellyfish Water because gas is over $3 per gallon and we can deliver a case of water to your door for $2 per bottle.
While Moms and Dads are boozing it up during the pandemic (see article below)...please remember to keep your kids hydrated so that they grow up to become smart and healthy...
Attention all Moms and Dads out there: if you want smart kids...give them your credit card so they can purchase a case of Jellyfish Water today...actually tell them to buy TWO cases...one for them and one for you...
So that you are properly prepared for ALL of life's challenges - including climate change (ie fires, floods, hurricanes and tornadoes) - please order AT LEAST two to three cases of Jellyfish Water each month!
Thank you...that is all...
Attention all Moms out there (and Dads!) - please make sure that you always have a case (or two!) of Jellyfish Water to help with all those hangovers...
It may not be possible for you to drink 12-15 glasses of water each day like Tom Brady, but you should definitely drink more water to be your best -- physically, emotionally and spiritually -- so please order two (2) cases of Jellyfish Water today to be your best.
For over 500 million years the mission of a jellyfish has been to survive, adapt and succeed in water. Our mission as a company is to produce a bottle of water that inspires you to survive, adapt and succeed in life.
Life begins with water....Success begins with you!
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